Just for Fun: What Would You Report?

By Scott Roberts

I shot this video Friday night, 4/15/2016 on US 56 northeast of Elkhart, KS. Let it play out at normal speed….no cheating by doing screen grabs…and comment below what you would report.

I’ll post my actual report from the chat log on Tuesday morning.

 

FWIW, this is on a tornado-warned storm.

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